Anonymous asked ;  
What is otp; I don't hate you too?

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Wow I somehow completely missed this message in my askbox and I highly doubt whoever sent me this is still looking for the answer but I’m answering it anyway.

‘otp: i don’t hate you too’ is my otp tag for Maiko (Mai/Zuko), basically anything I reblog related to the ship (and more specifically to my Zuko and Aerie’s Mai).

Anonymous asked ;  
"But /dad/! You were younger than me when you started dating mom! thats not fair! It's not like Bumi is some random criminal!"

Go anon as my muse’s child and say something! Anything! Bother my muse, rip their heart out, make them love you!

Okay she had him there. But he was still the father, so that made him right. Now he was running out of arguments unless he wanted to pull the ‘because I said so’ card.

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“Ask your mother.”

There, that was a good response, right? Mai might stick with him on this. Hopefully. He’s like any father, he’s not ready to see his daughter dating and liking boys yet

Anonymous asked ;  
"Dad, why do you and uncle aang have to agree on it? I like Bumi! Why can't I go out with him?"

Go anon as my muse’s child and say something! Anything! Bother my muse, rip their heart out, make them love you!

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“Because we’re your parents, that’s why. And I told your mother you’re not allowed to date someone until you’re twenty as it is.”

Anonymous asked ;  
DAAAAADDDDDDDDD I'M BOOOOOORRRRREDDDDDDDD

Go anon as my muse’s child and say something! Anything! Bother my muse, rip their heart out, make them love you!

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“Did you do your firebending practice for the day?”

Otherwise there was her something to do.

Anonymous asked ;  
Daddy! Daddy, oh I'm so excited! I have a date with Bumi!

Go anon as my muse’s child and say something! Anything! Bother my muse, rip their heart out, make them love you!

And cue the overprotective Fire Lord father mode in

3…..

     2…..

          1…..

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Date? Aang and I never agreed to this happening!”

Anonymous asked ;  
Daddy, does your face hurt?

Go anon as my muse’s child and say something! Anything! Bother my muse, rip their heart out, make them love you!

Unexpected question. She’d never really asked much about his scar, not any serious questions anyway. Shaking his head, at least he was telling the truth; his scar hadn’t hurt for a long, long time.

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“No, it doesn’t.”

Anonymous asked ;  
mi nam iz not rae u poop traitor

yup definitely rae

Anonymous asked ;  
u ar pee like a butt

Rae get out.

Anonymous asked ;  
4 15 30 77 78

4: Something that never fails to make you horny.

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Zuko’s a sucker for kisses.

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex.

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He really doesn’t have an answer for that since that’s not happened yet.

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji.

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Zuko has no idea what is implied by that, so he really doesn’t have an answer.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?

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(So that’s what it looks like. Can’t look for too long Mai’s waiting for me to start moving again.)

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

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1. Have no idea what to do.

2. Wonder how he’s supposed to pee.

3. Make up some story to freak Aang out.

4. Not tell Mai because she’d probably either get weirded out or not let him live it down.

5. Or just not tell anyone and wait for that day to be over and he gets his penis back.

Anonymous asked ;  
*whistles You'll Bring Honor To Us All*

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“…”

Not familiar with the tune, so he’s going to continue on writing the letter to his uncle.